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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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