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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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