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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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