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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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