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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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