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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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