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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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