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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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