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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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