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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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