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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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