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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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