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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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