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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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