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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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