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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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