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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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