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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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