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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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