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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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