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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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