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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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