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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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