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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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