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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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