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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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