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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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