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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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