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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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