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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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