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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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