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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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