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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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