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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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