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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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