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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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