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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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