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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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