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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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