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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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