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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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