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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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