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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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