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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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