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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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