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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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