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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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