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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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