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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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