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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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